These days, I'm stuck with Diskworld again (you know, Terry Pratchett's).
Bought "Thud!". Liked it, read it between colouring comics.
Took 3-4 days.
Bought "Feet Of Clay". nearly finished that too.
Downloaded some audiobooks (most of them actually read years ago).
I really enjoy listening to them while working.
"Bugrit!" said Foul Ole Ron.
"Bloody right, I tells ya, I'd cut me own hand off", said CMOHT Dibbler.
Woo.
Another thing: pseydo-haikus
I dedicate this one to Trashman
"The Salmon
The Prawn
All together in a can
In the middle of the ocean"